Plumosaurs flew as dinosaurs, not as proto-birds

Plumosaurs flew as dinosaurs, not as proto-birds

Some feathered reptiles evolved into birds, but others flew in parallel right until all dinosaurs died. Prof. Mumblebard claims: “Flapping flight has only evolved thrice in the entire history of the vertebrates: in pterosaurs, in bats, and in birds. Because...
Authentic mega-killers kept their mouths shut

Authentic mega-killers kept their mouths shut

Why would any felid flaunt what’s obvious? Prof. Mumblebard claims: “The extinct Smilodon, largest of all sabretooth cats, is particularly well-known because of the unusually large number of skeletons excavated. This genus has repeatedly been depicted...
Five newly revealed ‘conspicu-cats’

Five newly revealed ‘conspicu-cats’

Black-and-white armbands remind bullies that small cats can punch above their weight. Prof. Mumblebard claims: “Skunks defend themselves by spraying obnoxious secretions. Their bold black and white colouration is an anti-predatory adaptation that warns...
What lies behind the kidney’s iron curtain?

What lies behind the kidney’s iron curtain?

Despite its rusty colour, urine is revealingly rust-free. Prof. Mumblebard claims: “A main function of the human kidney is to excrete toxic substances including any excesses of heavy metals absorbed into the body. However, in the case of iron, urinary excretion...
Which predatory identity does this goby mimic?

Which predatory identity does this goby mimic?

Eyespots on the dorsal fins of the twinspot goby are startling for the overlooked coexistence of a family of fierce crabs. Prof. Mumblebard claims: “Like other ocellated animals, the twinspot goby uses its eyespots to simulate the staring disembodied eyes of...